"What's happening?" That's an eerie question! These days everything seems to be happening
to me
for me
and because of me!
Here's the list..
One
I have told you about the marriage ceremony, right? My friend's brother's at Bangalore? What happened is; till that incident, we, all our group members, were good guys: decorous kids. Then it so happened thaaat, this guy's family members and all the baraaties figured out of our evil activities: smoking, boozing and the like. Though, some of our group members don't smoke and drink, still it matters a lot.
The funny thing is that my friend's father arranged for the drinks at the Secandrabad station. Boozing in the train?! Yes, we were tippling in the train!
Later, at the reception, back home, the groom ordered half a bar of drinks as a votive offering! We were pleased. Some of us toped and spoiled the party ambiance!
Two
My friends, the bride and the groom asked me to throw a party. Why? "Yaar, you have become AC". What is AC? AC bole toh ‘all clear’. I have cleared all my papers. Sounds funny nah? Party; not for distinction, not even for scoring good percentage.. only for clearing all the subjects! "Of course! There should to be a festivity. After all I have cleared all my papers at one go! I did so for the first time after entering into engineering!
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Three
Last week while traveling back from Balaghat by train I made eyes at a girl. It was like love at first sight. She saw me and I saw her. In fact the word saw doesn't fit here. We 'noticed' each other. The game began.
Our eyes met. And the circuit was just completed. Now their sole purpose was to see one another. Oh my God! They had the depths of the cosmos. They were the oceans where my beautiful mind roved like an incessant ship. Geniuses say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However her beauty was in her own eyes. They were the windows to her eternal beauty.
It was not a dream, but factual. Our train arrived to its last stoppage which is also the place where I was to get down. Incidentally, she was also to get down at the same place, which of course I knew, as she didn't get down even at second last station. This bestowed me with an opportune moment. When the train stopped, all the travelers started to get off. I was sitting confused, thinking of my next move. Still i was not sure, what's on her mind. I looked one more time. Our eyes met again. This time giving a message. I decided to look forward. I took my pen out and wrote my mobile number on a piece of paper.
I was the last passenger to get down from the coach, she being the second last. It was evening and everybody on the platform was moving toward the exit. I was looking for the right moment; the correct instance when I would give her my number. In the next moment I found myself following her. Girls do have sixth sense. They can figure out who's glancing at them and who's keeping an eye. She moved onto the foot-over bridge. After making it to the middle of the stairway, she turned to see if I was still following her. I was unable to read her expressions; whether she thought me a enthusiast or a tapori. I followed her to the length of the bridge. My heart was pounding. I strode to her side. She looked toward me. I asked her if she can give me 2 minutes. I was reading her expressions. She gave a dreaded look strained with trepidation and said "na baba!”
I heard about a similar incident where the girl gives the boy a mirror before making her way out. Hope it wasn't the case here. Outlandishness and apprehensiveness may be the reason. Whatever it may be, this is only a part of the story.
Let me tell you the aftermath of this event. Event? No, catastrophe! Anyway, her eyes were so effulgent that they dazzled me. They must have radiated rays of free electrons, over charging me.. 'cuz that whole day i was groping with a glowing bulb in each eye!
Four
On 25th we were celebrating my roommate cum friend's b'day.. and I bore the brunt of his birthday bumps! They drubbed the hell out of my ass!
Five
Day before yesterday our college took us on a small tour.
I always consider girls as ninnies. Most of them at least. They are only and only good at caring, organizing, minding and managing, where men fail. Men and women are complements to each other. Nature made them that way. Even if I deem that 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus', there should be always a limit to their bird-brained innovative innocence.
At the lake we were skipping stones and one of my friends, a gal, asked me "Where have you learned this from.” God! If I had a gun! Shoot her? No, I would have shot myself!
Later, those rascals made me carry the cooking utensils; and while on the last leg of our trip, our bus was restrained by a group of paramilitary personnel. They averted our further journey, fearing naxalites' coercions. Bus aur kya, aadha raasta se he waapas aana pada.
Six
This is a movie week. College ain’t happening. Movies replaced college. I saw Partner, Traffic signal, Pirates Of The Caribbean 3, American Pie 1, 2 & 3, Déjà Vu. We (bole toh me and my roommates) also saw Telugu movies named Aarya, Boys and Pokiri.
Seven
Last night our dabbawala didn't come. We went out for dinner. At the restaurant my friend amused me, and I laughed. He asked me to give him a five. My right hand was busy shoving butter roties. I forwarded my left hand. He said "I asked you for a five, not for a six".
This isn't funny? Ah! That wasn't a joke either!
A little later a man with his beautiful wife and two cute kids got in. My friend hissed that, once this man, in a drunken state, told him that he often visit brothels. As soon as I heard this I found him phlegmatic. That's really a hideous work! At least he should show little decency by not announcing it all over. Such guys deserve to be striped naked in the public!
Eight
Our university results are out this morning. I'm glad to hear that my roll number is there in the morning news paper.
I finished my Poha and 'am now scraping you.
Even this wasn't interesting? Eh?
Still there are loads of other things to tell you. Like.. Oof!! Meri kamarr!!
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